Bug-ism #89

August 27, 2015 at 7:28 pm (Bug-isms)

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Mom-ism #9

August 24, 2015 at 4:26 pm (Mom-isms)

Mom: this makes me happy today:  Your Amazon.com order of “Swingline Electric Stapler…” has shipped!  I cut myself on a danged ol staple from our cheapie one and I told pa I wanted an electric stapler…so he bought me one.   ❤

Bug:  is it red?*

Mom:  no. black.  Like the color of a burned down building.*

Bug:  hahaha, nice.

*Only fans of the movie Office Space will get these references.

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Bug-ism #88

August 3, 2015 at 1:50 pm (Bug-isms)

While sitting in a nail salon, getting pedicures.

We were watching the music videos on the television and “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepson comes on.

Bug: That’s not how you wash a car.  She’s doing it wrong.

Mom:  *lol*

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