Mom: this makes me happy today: Your Amazon.com order of “Swingline Electric Stapler…” has shipped! I cut myself on a danged ol staple from our cheapie one and I told pa I wanted an electric stapler…so he bought me one. ❤
Bug: is it red?*
Mom: no. black. Like the color of a burned down building.*
Bug: hahaha, nice.
*Only fans of the movie Office Space will get these references.
While sitting in a nail salon, getting pedicures.
We were watching the music videos on the television and “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepson comes on.
Bug: That’s not how you wash a car. She’s doing it wrong.