Mom-ism #6 – or Mammo Part 1

July 23, 2015 at 9:27 pm (Mom-isms)

So, I got a callback for a mammogram.

Tech:  okay, so we’re going to take several images using three different-sized paddles.

Me:  Okey doke.

She then directs me to the machine that has a paddle the size of a half-cup measuring cup.

Me:  Um…I don’t think that’s going to be big enough.

Tech:  *giggles*

After that one, she changed to one the size of a sandwich.

Me:  Okay, well, that’s a bit better.

Tech:  *more giggles*

Lastly, she puts one on that is the size of a textbook.

Me:  NOW we’re getting somewhere….

Tech:  *rotfl*


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