So, I got a callback for a mammogram.
Tech: okay, so we’re going to take several images using three different-sized paddles.
Me: Okey doke.
She then directs me to the machine that has a paddle the size of a half-cup measuring cup.
Me: Um…I don’t think that’s going to be big enough.
After that one, she changed to one the size of a sandwich.
Me: Okay, well, that’s a bit better.
Tech: *more giggles*
Lastly, she puts one on that is the size of a textbook.
Me: NOW we’re getting somewhere….