A recent conversation about justification for skipping the gym:
Mom: I ate healthy at the conference last week.
Bug: So, tell me about this “healthy conference eating.”
Mom: Well, I skipped a meal.
Bug: That’s not healthy.
Mom: I only had one sausage link at breakfast one morning.
Bug: Because you’re a one-sausage kind of gal?
Mom: I am rather monogamous about my sausage.