Bug-ism #82

March 29, 2012 at 2:53 pm (Bug-isms)

Via instant message on 3/29/2012 @ 9:34 a.m.

Bug:     I’m wearing my super awesome zebra heels today
on an unrelated note, I also seem to be having trouble walking…

Mom:  LOL  “unrelated”?

Bug:      probably unrelated    stairs seems to worsen the issue

Mom:  wait…don’t you work on the ground floor?

Bug: at work yes     at home, I work on all the floors

Mom:  oh…LOL  but at home you can remove the shoes

Bug:  …one of the rules for being a diva is you have to do housework in heels.  I think.

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Mom-ism #4

March 26, 2012 at 4:41 pm (Mom-isms)

Conversation in the car this past weekend (March 24, 2012) after talking about storms and tornadoes:

Mom:  So, where do you and Jon go during a tornado warning since you don’t have a basement?

Bug: …

Mom:  Oh, never mind…you’re in the street with a camera watching the tornado bear down on you, that’s right.  That was a stupid question.  Seriously…I can’t believe I asked you that.

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Bug-ism #81

March 26, 2012 at 4:38 pm (Bug-isms)

Conversation in car this past weekend, talking about storms & tornadoes:

Dad: So, you like your new job?

Bug:  Oh, yeah…it’s great!

Dad:  What are your benefits like?

Bug:  Well, I found out it’s called a “cafeteria plan”…in fact, when I was talking to HR and they mentioned “cafeteria plan” I was thinking “Oh, I wonder what day they have chicken nuggets?!?”

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