Via instant message on 3/29/2012 @ 9:34 a.m.
Bug: I’m wearing my super awesome zebra heels today
on an unrelated note, I also seem to be having trouble walking…
Mom: LOL “unrelated”?
Bug: probably unrelated stairs seems to worsen the issue
Mom: wait…don’t you work on the ground floor?
Bug: at work yes at home, I work on all the floors
Mom: oh…LOL but at home you can remove the shoes
Bug: …one of the rules for being a diva is you have to do housework in heels. I think.
Conversation in the car this past weekend (March 24, 2012) after talking about storms and tornadoes:
Mom: So, where do you and Jon go during a tornado warning since you don’t have a basement?
Mom: Oh, never mind…you’re in the street with a camera watching the tornado bear down on you, that’s right. That was a stupid question. Seriously…I can’t believe I asked you that.
Conversation in car this past weekend, talking about storms & tornadoes:
Dad: So, you like your new job?
Bug: Oh, yeah…it’s great!
Dad: What are your benefits like?
Bug: Well, I found out it’s called a “cafeteria plan”…in fact, when I was talking to HR and they mentioned “cafeteria plan” I was thinking “Oh, I wonder what day they have chicken nuggets?!?”