Instant Message conversation:
[Tue Feb 21 2012 12:49:43 PM] MOM: MOM is away
[Tue Feb 21 2012 12:54:15 PM] BUG: I want to know what your away msg says but the only way I can figure out how to see it is to send a message that I know you won’t see
[Tue Feb 21 2012 12:54:19 PM] BUG: ….
[Tue Feb 21 2012 12:54:24 PM] BUG: ok
[Tue Feb 21 2012 12:54:30 PM] BUG: that apparently doesn’t work
[Tue Feb 21 2012 12:54:33 PM] BUG: boo
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:00:23 PM] BUG: I had a pbj for lunch
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:00:26 PM] BUG: what’d you have for lunch?
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:00:31 PM] BUG: I keep tasting celery
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:00:35 PM] BUG: cause I had some celery earlier
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:00:41 PM] BUG: it’s kinda gross
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:00:47 PM] BUG: my butt feels weird today
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:00:54 PM] BUG: must be the chili we had for dinner last night
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:01:03 PM] BUG: that’s why I had pbj for lunch and not leftover chili
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:01:08 PM] BUG: cause it made me SUPER farty
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:01:17 PM] BUG: and I didn’t want to be farty at work
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:01:34 PM] BUG: trying to keep the offensiveness to a minimum
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:01:38 PM] BUG: they still like me so far
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:02:53 PM] MOM: MOM is online
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:03:05 PM] BUG: Dear Diary…I don’t need a diary
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:03:08 PM] BUG: I have a mom
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:03:28 PM] MOM: LOL LOL
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:03:48 PM] MOM: I’m so glad that you can entertain yourself while I’m away
Via instant message on 02/16/2012 @ 8:42 a.m.
Bug: I burned instant coffee…
Mom: dare I ask how?
Instant message conversation, 02/15/12 @ 4:08 p.m.
Bug: so I’ve figured out that my job is basically Tim the Enchanter “none shall pass!”
Mom: LOL LOL
Bug: “answer me these questions three” WHAT is your name? WHAT is your insurance coverage? WHICH dr are you seeing today?
Mom: okay, actually, you are referencing three different Holy Grail characters…”none shall pass” was the black knight
Bug: huh? oh right
Mom: with the flesh wound
Bug: yes that’s one
Mom: and the bridge keeper asked the 3 questions
Bug: yes that’s two
Mom: troll of a guy and then Tim the Enchanter
Bug: oh with the holy hand grenade? crap it’s been a long time
Mom: yeah, I know…
Bug: I’m rusty on my python knowledge
Mom: and it’s a little sad that I was so quick to catch that
Bug: okay, I’m the troll guy; I’d be disappointed if you hadn’t
Mom: so, do you really say “answer me these questions three?”
Bug: no, but I do ask those questions more or less; I could
Mom: LOL; I think I’d pay to see that