Bug-ism #80

February 21, 2012 at 11:01 pm (Uncategorized)

Instant Message conversation:

[Tue Feb 21 2012 12:49:43 PM] MOM: MOM is away
[Tue Feb 21 2012 12:54:15 PM] BUG: I want to know what your away msg says but the only way I can figure out how to see it is to send a message that I know you won’t see
[Tue Feb 21 2012 12:54:19 PM] BUG: ….
[Tue Feb 21 2012 12:54:24 PM] BUG: ok
[Tue Feb 21 2012 12:54:30 PM] BUG: that apparently doesn’t work
[Tue Feb 21 2012 12:54:33 PM] BUG: boo
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:00:23 PM] BUG: I had a pbj for lunch
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:00:26 PM] BUG: what’d you have for lunch?
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:00:31 PM] BUG: I keep tasting celery
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:00:35 PM] BUG: cause I had some celery earlier
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:00:41 PM] BUG: it’s kinda gross
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:00:47 PM] BUG: my butt feels weird today
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:00:54 PM] BUG: must be the chili we had for dinner last night
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:01:03 PM] BUG: that’s why I had pbj for lunch and not leftover chili
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:01:08 PM] BUG: cause it made me SUPER farty
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:01:17 PM] BUG: and I didn’t want to be farty at work
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:01:34 PM] BUG: trying to keep the offensiveness to a minimum
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:01:38 PM] BUG: they still like me so far
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:02:53 PM] MOM: MOM is online
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:03:05 PM] BUG: Dear Diary…I don’t need a diary
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:03:08 PM] BUG: I have a mom
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:03:28 PM] MOM: LOL LOL
[Tue Feb 21 2012 01:03:48 PM] MOM: I’m so glad that you can entertain yourself while I’m away

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Bug-ism #79

February 16, 2012 at 3:27 pm (Bug-isms)

Via instant message on 02/16/2012 @ 8:42 a.m.

Bug:    I burned instant coffee…

Mom:    dare I ask how?

Bug:    water was too hot    had no idea you could do such a thing

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Bug-ism #78

February 15, 2012 at 10:42 pm (Bug-isms)

Instant message conversation, 02/15/12 @ 4:08 p.m.

Bug:    so I’ve figured out that my job is basically Tim the Enchanter   “none shall pass!”

Mom:    LOL LOL

Bug:    “answer me these questions three”    WHAT is your name?    WHAT is your insurance coverage?    WHICH dr are you seeing today?

Mom:   okay, actually, you are referencing three different Holy Grail characters…”none shall pass” was the black knight

Bug:    huh?    oh right

Mom:    with the flesh wound

Bug:    yes that’s one

Mom:    and the bridge keeper asked the 3 questions

Bug:    yes that’s two

Mom:    troll of a guy    and then Tim the Enchanter

Bug:    oh with the holy hand grenade?    crap    it’s been a long time

Mom:    yeah, I know…

Bug:    I’m rusty on my python knowledge

Mom:    and it’s a little sad that I was so quick to catch that

Bug:    okay, I’m the troll guy;     I’d be disappointed if you hadn’t

Mom:    so, do you really say “answer me these questions three?”

Bug:    no, but I do ask those questions more or less;    I could

Mom:    LOL;     I think I’d pay to see that

Bug:    I will probably be that guy for halloween

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