Bug-ism #77

January 15, 2012 at 1:23 pm (Bug-isms)

Via Facebook, January 14, 12:51 a.m.:

“Snow on a weekend close open is not okay. It means I have to get up even earlier to shovel and salt the sidewalks, and I get to do it in a dress.  Awesome. If there are any good Samaritans looking for something to do…”

…8 hours later, via Facebook:

“Holy crap my wish came true! Whoever shoveled and salted my sidewalk this morning – Thank You!!!”

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Bug-ism #76

January 15, 2012 at 1:19 pm (Bug-isms)

Via text message:

“I’m beginning to think it’s the rest of the world that needs Xanax and not me.”

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Mom-ism #3

January 11, 2012 at 8:22 pm (Mom-isms)

Via instant message on 1/10/12:

Hubby:      yo, can you see if I can this book from a library or swap or someplace:
An Unconventional Guide to Investing in Troubled Times
  please

Wifey:      so…are you subconsciously asking for the large print version?

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Mom-ism #2

January 2, 2012 at 5:47 pm (Mom-isms)

How to tell you’ve had an excellent Christmas break: your dirty laundry is fully comprised of jeans and pajamas.

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