Via Facebook, January 14, 12:51 a.m.:
“Snow on a weekend close open is not okay. It means I have to get up even earlier to shovel and salt the sidewalks, and I get to do it in a dress. Awesome. If there are any good Samaritans looking for something to do…”
…8 hours later, via Facebook:
“Holy crap my wish came true! Whoever shoveled and salted my sidewalk this morning – Thank You!!!”
Via text message:
“I’m beginning to think it’s the rest of the world that needs Xanax and not me.”
Via instant message on 1/10/12:
Hubby: yo, can you see if I can this book from a library or swap or someplace:
An Unconventional Guide to Investing in Troubled Times
Wifey: so…are you subconsciously asking for the large print version?
How to tell you’ve had an excellent Christmas break: your dirty laundry is fully comprised of jeans and pajamas.