Bug-ism #73

July 26, 2010 at 8:33 pm (Bug-isms)

Received via text message July 17, 2010 at 7:34 p.m.

“Dear mom and dad.  While I appreciate the effort, please stop washing my car.  I’m gonna have to wash it tomorrow to get the soapy residue off.  Thanks, love ya!”

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Bug-ism #72

July 26, 2010 at 8:28 pm (No category for me, I'm full...)

Received via instant messenger on June 17, 2010 at approximately 2:00 p.m.

Bug:  I really want a sunroof.

Mom:  Saw’s in the garage.

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Bug-ism #71

July 26, 2010 at 8:24 pm (No category for me, I'm full...)

Received via text message on June 13, 2010 at 10:26 a.m.

“Bug: Punky wants to play.  With you.  She told me.  Cause she missed you.  Yes, I’m texting you from downstairs.

Mom:  Who is this?

Bug: Seriously?”

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Bug-ism #70

July 26, 2010 at 8:22 pm (No category for me, I'm full...)

Another conversation between Bug and Mom on May 26, 2010 at 12:16 p.m.

“Bug:  I just saw a woman who’s wearing the same nightgown you have as a shirt with tights.

Mom: Nice! What kind of tights?

Bug: Black cotton tights.  And she has an Eeyore purse.

Mom: Now that is a woman with style!”

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Bug-ism #69

July 26, 2010 at 8:14 pm (No category for me, I'm full...)

Text conversation between Bug and Mom on April 25, 2010 at 1:57 p.m.

“Bug: Can we make spaghetti and garlic bread for dinner?

Bug:  And meatballs!

Mom:  You’re texting me from downstairs?!?

Bug: No…?

Mom:  Good, cause I’d hate to think that 1) you’d waste perfectly good messages; and 2) you are that lazy.”

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Bug-ism #68

July 26, 2010 at 8:11 pm (Bug-isms)

Back after a hiatus:

Received via text message on April 24, 2010 at 1:07 p.m.

“They’re opening a Sephora right across from Bath and Body Works.  That’s ballsy.”

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