Received via text message July 17, 2010 at 7:34 p.m.
“Dear mom and dad. While I appreciate the effort, please stop washing my car. I’m gonna have to wash it tomorrow to get the soapy residue off. Thanks, love ya!”
Received via instant messenger on June 17, 2010 at approximately 2:00 p.m.
Bug: I really want a sunroof.
Mom: Saw’s in the garage.
Received via text message on June 13, 2010 at 10:26 a.m.
“Bug: Punky wants to play. With you. She told me. Cause she missed you. Yes, I’m texting you from downstairs.
Mom: Who is this?
Another conversation between Bug and Mom on May 26, 2010 at 12:16 p.m.
“Bug: I just saw a woman who’s wearing the same nightgown you have as a shirt with tights.
Mom: Nice! What kind of tights?
Bug: Black cotton tights. And she has an Eeyore purse.
Mom: Now that is a woman with style!”
Text conversation between Bug and Mom on April 25, 2010 at 1:57 p.m.
“Bug: Can we make spaghetti and garlic bread for dinner?
Bug: And meatballs!
Mom: You’re texting me from downstairs?!?
Mom: Good, cause I’d hate to think that 1) you’d waste perfectly good messages; and 2) you are that lazy.”
Back after a hiatus:
Received via text message on April 24, 2010 at 1:07 p.m.
“They’re opening a Sephora right across from Bath and Body Works. That’s ballsy.”