Bug-ism #46

April 1, 2008 at 10:30 pm (Bug-isms)

Received via text message on February 25, 2008 at 3:03 p.m.:

“I got on a bus and sat down and now I’m trying to figure out where it goes.  It’s a campus bus, can’t go too far.”

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Bug-ism #47, 48

April 1, 2008 at 10:29 pm (Bug-isms)

Text message conversation on March 4, 2008 at 10:00 a.m.:

Bug:  There’s hardly anybody in lecture today.  Boo.  I should get bonus points.

Mom:  I’ll give you 25,000….will that help?

Bug:  What am I going to do with 25,000 Mom points?  Are they like Schrute Bucks?

Mom:  Yes, you can redeem them for kisses, meals and office supplies!

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Bug-ism #49

April 1, 2008 at 10:29 pm (Bug-isms)

Received via text message on March 7, 2008 at 11:50 p.m.:

“It doesn’t bother me much that I hear mice in the ceiling.  It does bother me that they have to make noise when I’m trying to sleep.  How inconsiderate.”

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Bug-ism #45.99

April 1, 2008 at 10:18 pm (Bug-isms)

February 19, 2008 at 10:47 a.m.:

“Wow, the girl who was 20 minutes late also left 5 minutes early…”

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Bug-ism #45.75

April 1, 2008 at 10:17 pm (Bug-isms)

February 19, 2008 at 10:25 a.m.:

“If you are 20 minutes late to a 50 minute class, why bother coming at all?”

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Bug-ism #45.5

April 1, 2008 at 10:15 pm (Bug-isms)

February 19, 2008 at 10:16 a.m.:

“And what the hell is so damn important that you need to crawl over me in the middle of class???”

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Bug-ism #45

April 1, 2008 at 10:11 pm (Bug-isms)

Received via text message on February 19, 2008 at 10:15 a.m.:

“This guy needs a course in ‘how to lecture to college students and not put them to sleep’ or ‘how to not be a ginormous nerd.'”

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Bug-isms #42, 43 and 44

April 1, 2008 at 10:08 pm (Bug-isms)

Text message conversation on February 19, 2008 at 10:00 a.m.:

Bug: Why do old lecture halls not have heat?  I don’t like having to wear my coat in class.

Mom: Mebbe you need to take an empty fruit can and some wood pieces ahd have it on your desk and warm yourself with it.

Bug:  LOL!  I think the university frowns on open flames in non-chemistry classes.

Mom:  Well, I figure for $10,000 a year I have the right to make sure my daughter doesn’t die of hypothermia before she graduates.  🙂

Bug:  Haha, they figure if you can afford to send your daughter to a $10,000 a year university, you can afford to buy her some artic gear for winter classes.

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Bug-ism #41

April 1, 2008 at 10:02 pm (Bug-isms)

Received via text message on February 13, 2008 at 11:17 a.m.:

“I just slipped and nearly fell on the bus.  That was embarassing!”

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Bug-ism #40

April 1, 2008 at 10:01 pm (Bug-isms)

Received via text message on February 8, 2008 at 2:00 p.m.:

“Somebody’s playing the Looney Tunes theme on the bell tower on campus.  Badly.”

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