Bug-ism #30

January 22, 2008 at 6:29 pm (Bug-isms)

Received via text message on January 22, 2008 at 8:59 a.m.:

“Snow = more people riding the bus.  So why does my route get a shorter bus when it snows?  So that I feel like I’m being mugged everytime someone wants off.”

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Bug-ism #29

January 22, 2008 at 6:26 pm (Bug-isms)

Received via text message on January 17, 2008 at 9:16 a.m.:

“I hate professors that don’t use powerpoint or at least have an outline.  Do you really expect me to get up at the crack of 8 am just for storytime?  A boring storytime at that.  Grr, cranky because I only got to sleep for about 5 hours.”

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Bug-ism #28

January 22, 2008 at 6:24 pm (Bug-isms)

Received via text message on January 17, 2008 at 8:58 a.m.:

“9 am classes are a joke man.  Plus its a huge lecture hall so there’s no real incentive to go.  I just haven’t found out if the lectures are online yet.”

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Bug-ism #27

January 22, 2008 at 6:22 pm (Bug-isms)

Received on January 17, 2008 at 8:40 a.m. via text message:

 “WTF? It snows and the bus that’s always late is on time?!?”

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Bug-ism #26

January 22, 2008 at 6:21 pm (Bug-isms)

Received via text message on January 15, 2008:

“Look what I did!”

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Bug-ism #25

January 22, 2008 at 6:10 pm (Bug-isms)

Received via text message on January 15, 2008 – second day of school at UIUC:

“So I decided to wear tights under my jeans in an attempt to stay warmer.  Not only are they not keeping me warm, they’re giving me a ridiculous wedgie (which is saying something as I’m also wearing a thong) but they’re making me feel uncomfortably awkward.  Read:  Bug needs long underwear.”

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Bug-ism #24

January 22, 2008 at 6:08 pm (Bug-isms)

Received via text message on January 12, 2008 (while Bug is sitting in the tire store):

“Please hurry.  There’s a soccer mom here who I want to punch in the face.  She’s playing the ‘who do you know that I know’ game with some random other guy.”

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Back from Holiday Hiatus

January 22, 2008 at 6:06 pm (No category for me, I'm full...)

These writer’s strikes are hitting everyone, I guess.

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